Numero Uno.com

Um.... Is this thing on? OH.

Everyone else has a web site these days, so I figured, why not me?

I'll mainly use this site to post some of the work that I've written. If you're ever bored or in need of something interesting to peep at, don't hesitate to type this link into your address bar. Trust me, it'll be there. I think. I hope.

I'm also going to use this web site to express myself...

(snicker)

Express myself...

(giggle)

...Ah... Ahaha....Ha ha ha.... AHAHAHAHA!

That was so LAME.

LAME ALERT. LAME ALERT. LAME ALERT. LAME ALERT!!!

Cleaning commenced; objective: to rid this site of lameness once and for all. CLEANSING COMPLETE.

All right. This site is devoid of anything that is or could possibly become lame. Never should my customers have to worry about a dull moment. Never.

I live to serve...

...I am a born liar.

I'll update this site frequently, so make sure to check back frequently. You won't want to miss anything interesting... Then you'll have... missed something interesting. You'll... be a loser.

To find your way around, look to the navigation bar as your guide. If you have any questions or comments (they better be nice) feel free to email me at michaelegreat@msn.com. For all you idiotos out there, that's my email address. If you send me junkmail or any frigging trash, I will find you. I know hackers, burgerlers, trackers- they will hunt you down and destroy you....

HAVE A NICE DAY!

What's New?

Here I'll add an entry whenever I make an update to my web site.

Wow, I just:

Nov. 6th, 2004. Poem. "My Sun."

Nov. 5th, 2004. Another poem. "The Mockingbird"

Nov. 3rd, 2004. There's another poem. It's old, but I forgot to add it.

Nov. 1st, 2004. Happy Belated Halloween! I added a poem. It's called "Tell Me You Hate Me."

Oct. 18, 2004. Wow it's been awhile. I added a poem called, "Not Forgotten."

Oct. 8, 2004. I'm about to add a guest book so you guys can sign and stuff.

Oct. 7, 2004. I finished my short story, "The Blessing of Lethe". Go check it out.

Oct. 5, 2004. There's a poem in the poetry section called, "The Pit". Yeah, dark and scary. I know.

(Oct. 1, 2004) added some stuff to my About Me page. Check it out, if you can handle... it. There's also a Fav Pics section now.

Blues Guitar

I think that...

Well, they are!

THIS IS THE END OF SOMETHING... OF WHAT I DON'T KNOW, I JUST NEEDED TO PUT SOMETHING HERE TO TAKE UP SOME SPACE. LIKE THE FILLER BUNNY IN THE SQUEE! COMIC BOOKS. THAT POOR LAB TESTED ANIMAL. IT'S SOLE PURPOSE IS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, REGARDLESS OF THE PAIN IT MAY BE IN...

(SNIFF)

STOP STARING AT THE SCREEN LIKE THAT, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. YOU THINK I'M CRAZY. WELL. I'M NOT.

I SAID STOP.

Cough...

Hack....